Brutally slaughtered.
Ok, so lately I've been busy with school and as of this week I've been sick so I've been in a pissy mood. Somebody messages me on aim about hacking hackshield and they're being a complete fucktard about it. Well I tell em I can't give him any cheats and this little fucking piece of shit tried to hack my computer. Yea thats right, tried...he couldn't mask his ip address, or cover his tracks at all, no he just tried to directly connect and thought I wouldn't notice. Me being sick I wasn't in the best of moods so I destroyed his computer, yes folks thats right...Some complete moron was trying to be a dick and I removed his safety shutdown protocols and overclocked his processors to 300ghz. His shit probably fried in his computer, the shit probably caught fire...I say this because I've tested it on one of my old pcs and I saw the same thing happen.
I started laughing out loud to myself in a hysterical fit of enjoyment as his computer just dissapeared.
After sitting here a while I started thinking, man I am an asshole. This kid who probably knows nothing about computers , which I determined from his need for game hacks and lack of masking his ip, was probably on his parents computer hastling me for some random bullshit, tried some stuff he saw on some random website and got his shit ganked! This kid's balls probably haven't even dropped yet. Now he's got to explain how he destroyed his parents computer to them and, this being America, the Dad's probably a drunk who'll beat him over it but not just him but his mom too since she was the one that gave birth to him. Also depending on where they live their nationality changes as well as their home status. Here he'd be white trash, most likely in a trailer mom pregnant and dad's beating the hell out of her too. Down south he'd be black working with more gang problems, especially in the bigger cities, as well as all the racial bullshit. Out west he'd most likely be mexican and his mom and sister would both be pregnant, he'd be the youngest son, the dad would have left and the computer would be a big brothers...Now the brother's gonna get drunk and beat his ass, the sister's the mom's and the other siblings. So in retalliating on this one fucking moron I've caused a massive chain reaction that started a whole bunch of shit...
I figure I should have just cut my hair into a mullet, beaten the hell out of a pregnant white woman, a pregnant mexican woman, a pregnant mexican teenager, a black woman, committed 3 hate crimes, 3 sex crimes, child abuse, possible manslaughter, possible murder, probably prevented a few of those babies from being born from beating the hell out of the women, and started the makings of a future cereal killer while double fisting 40s.
fucking kids..
AK
I started laughing out loud to myself in a hysterical fit of enjoyment as his computer just dissapeared.
After sitting here a while I started thinking, man I am an asshole. This kid who probably knows nothing about computers , which I determined from his need for game hacks and lack of masking his ip, was probably on his parents computer hastling me for some random bullshit, tried some stuff he saw on some random website and got his shit ganked! This kid's balls probably haven't even dropped yet. Now he's got to explain how he destroyed his parents computer to them and, this being America, the Dad's probably a drunk who'll beat him over it but not just him but his mom too since she was the one that gave birth to him. Also depending on where they live their nationality changes as well as their home status. Here he'd be white trash, most likely in a trailer mom pregnant and dad's beating the hell out of her too. Down south he'd be black working with more gang problems, especially in the bigger cities, as well as all the racial bullshit. Out west he'd most likely be mexican and his mom and sister would both be pregnant, he'd be the youngest son, the dad would have left and the computer would be a big brothers...Now the brother's gonna get drunk and beat his ass, the sister's the mom's and the other siblings. So in retalliating on this one fucking moron I've caused a massive chain reaction that started a whole bunch of shit...
I figure I should have just cut my hair into a mullet, beaten the hell out of a pregnant white woman, a pregnant mexican woman, a pregnant mexican teenager, a black woman, committed 3 hate crimes, 3 sex crimes, child abuse, possible manslaughter, possible murder, probably prevented a few of those babies from being born from beating the hell out of the women, and started the makings of a future cereal killer while double fisting 40s.
fucking kids..
AK