Brutally slaughtered.
Ok, so lately I've been busy with school and as of this week I've been sick so I've been in a pissy mood. Somebody messages me on aim about hacking hackshield and they're being a complete fucktard about it. Well I tell em I can't give him any cheats and this little fucking piece of shit tried to hack my computer. Yea thats right, tried...he couldn't mask his ip address, or cover his tracks at all, no he just tried to directly connect and thought I wouldn't notice. Me being sick I wasn't in the best of moods so I destroyed his computer, yes folks thats right...Some complete moron was trying to be a dick and I removed his safety shutdown protocols and overclocked his processors to 300ghz. His shit probably fried in his computer, the shit probably caught fire...I say this because I've tested it on one of my old pcs and I saw the same thing happen.
I started laughing out loud to myself in a hysterical fit of enjoyment as his computer just dissapeared.
After sitting here a while I started thinking, man I am an asshole. This kid who probably knows nothing about computers , which I determined from his need for game hacks and lack of masking his ip, was probably on his parents computer hastling me for some random bullshit, tried some stuff he saw on some random website and got his shit ganked! This kid's balls probably haven't even dropped yet. Now he's got to explain how he destroyed his parents computer to them and, this being America, the Dad's probably a drunk who'll beat him over it but not just him but his mom too since she was the one that gave birth to him. Also depending on where they live their nationality changes as well as their home status. Here he'd be white trash, most likely in a trailer mom pregnant and dad's beating the hell out of her too. Down south he'd be black working with more gang problems, especially in the bigger cities, as well as all the racial bullshit. Out west he'd most likely be mexican and his mom and sister would both be pregnant, he'd be the youngest son, the dad would have left and the computer would be a big brothers...Now the brother's gonna get drunk and beat his ass, the sister's the mom's and the other siblings. So in retalliating on this one fucking moron I've caused a massive chain reaction that started a whole bunch of shit...
I figure I should have just cut my hair into a mullet, beaten the hell out of a pregnant white woman, a pregnant mexican woman, a pregnant mexican teenager, a black woman, committed 3 hate crimes, 3 sex crimes, child abuse, possible manslaughter, possible murder, probably prevented a few of those babies from being born from beating the hell out of the women, and started the makings of a future cereal killer while double fisting 40s.
fucking kids..
AK
I started laughing out loud to myself in a hysterical fit of enjoyment as his computer just dissapeared.
After sitting here a while I started thinking, man I am an asshole. This kid who probably knows nothing about computers , which I determined from his need for game hacks and lack of masking his ip, was probably on his parents computer hastling me for some random bullshit, tried some stuff he saw on some random website and got his shit ganked! This kid's balls probably haven't even dropped yet. Now he's got to explain how he destroyed his parents computer to them and, this being America, the Dad's probably a drunk who'll beat him over it but not just him but his mom too since she was the one that gave birth to him. Also depending on where they live their nationality changes as well as their home status. Here he'd be white trash, most likely in a trailer mom pregnant and dad's beating the hell out of her too. Down south he'd be black working with more gang problems, especially in the bigger cities, as well as all the racial bullshit. Out west he'd most likely be mexican and his mom and sister would both be pregnant, he'd be the youngest son, the dad would have left and the computer would be a big brothers...Now the brother's gonna get drunk and beat his ass, the sister's the mom's and the other siblings. So in retalliating on this one fucking moron I've caused a massive chain reaction that started a whole bunch of shit...
I figure I should have just cut my hair into a mullet, beaten the hell out of a pregnant white woman, a pregnant mexican woman, a pregnant mexican teenager, a black woman, committed 3 hate crimes, 3 sex crimes, child abuse, possible manslaughter, possible murder, probably prevented a few of those babies from being born from beating the hell out of the women, and started the makings of a future cereal killer while double fisting 40s.
fucking kids..
AK
posted by Akiratima at 9/20/2006 07:21:00 PM
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removed his safety shutdown protocols? What the hell is a "Saftey shutdown protocol?" overclocked his processors to 300ghz?! Not only does this smell of complete bullshit, it would be impossible to make any changes to the motherboard BISO let alone connect to his computer to do anything bad to it short of having sent him some kinda trojan software in the first place. And even then the worst thing you could do to him would make it so he has to reintall his OS...
What did you watch hackers and think you're "Uber1337"?! Please, you're insulting everyone on the internet. I DARE you to hack me, my IP address 207.6.86.248 i've even left all the ports open for you.
Ok Andy, the safety shutdown protocol is what turns your computer off when your processor starts to overheat. If you've ever had a laptop with an overpowerful processor it'll shut down randomly...this means your processor overheated. Also, it's not impossible at all to change a "BIOS" as I have no fucking clue what a BISO is. I would like to point out that you can change a bios so that when it restarts the changes take effect. Have you never flashed a bios you computer guru? Once you've changed the bios and startup configuration then it's quite easy to do, you just let the computer run it's course. The computer will believe it has a processor in it that will go 300ghz. It won't be able to at all, but that won't stop the computer from pumping enough energy into it to make it cook itself.
And please, I made the basis for this as one of my assignments in high school computer technologies class years ago, if they're not teaching you this shit now a days then our education system is fucked up.
Now, seeing as how you know everything about computers and how this could never be possible, cough dumbass tard, I shouldn't be so fruitless with my blatant "fabrications" as someone so engenius as you could come along and prove me wrong. heh.
The moral of this story, if you actually know abso-fucking-lutely nothing about computers then you shouldn't try to act cool and question someone who posts blogs about this shit regularly because you'll get your ass handed to you.
Also, if you're looking for safety shutdown protocol you won't find shit, it's call the "temp trigger"...when a cpu reaches a certain temperature it shuts down. This changes depending on your mobo(motherboard), cpu(Central processing unit or processor, and cooling system.
Sorry for everyone else who reads this, I have to dumb it down for Andy.
Excuse the hell outta me for accidently mistyping BIOS. Yes, i've flashed a bios before. It's only possible with mobo's with EPPROM chips, and when the system is rebooted, not from windows or X-windows and definatly not over the internet. This "Temp trigger" you speak of isn't what turns off the computer and cant be turned off. When the chip reaches a temperature of over 120C, the Q values of the internal transistors becomes too large and thier bias voltages become unreliable. Since all this data useless the chip shuts down. Just overclocking the CPU (especialy to something as unbelievable and farfeatched as 300Ghz) is just stupid because as anyone who has ever overclocked a system would know that you have to increase the Vcore (normaly +10VDC) reletive to the increase of the processor speed. Since the higest power the power supply could output would be +12VDC, the system would be unable to start nor would it be able to produce enough current to start a fire.
Also why havent you "hacked" me yet my IP address is still 207.6.86.248
First off, I have no intention of "hacking your system", I never said I was going to.
Secondly, my attack of your mis spelled BIOS was simply a defense to your vindicitive tone and unkind attempt to verbally assault me.
Finally...the way I did this was through a remote bios flash...that is, a bios flash that is administered by an update which is loaded remotely. You are right that the Q values shut down the cpu but thats when there is a "disturbance surge". This isn't responding as a surge it's responding as the processors actions. Also, in the destruction of the processor I didn't specify anything about how high I raised the vcore of the processor. In fact, the kill switch in how it's done is it doesn't limit the vcore at all...not in the slightest, so as the cpu is powered up and speeds up the computer raises the vcc limit itself thus causing the immense amount of energy and heat. When I really got into developing it early this year I tested it on one of my machines and it blew the processor into 4 pieces along with overloading the power supply.
I realize now that you actually know a decent amount about what you're talking about and probably simply trying to figure this all out...I ask you why not simply ask questions about it so I could explain it or go through helping you make your own? I thought other computer guys had more, how you say more of an inquisitive mind and more respect for others, at least every tech guy I know has been more respectful than you have been.
p.s. I never claimed myself a hacker, I just like computers.
Andy is a total wanker.
Enough said. :D
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