Long time
Ok, I know it's been 2 weeks since my last post but I'm a college student on summer vacation who likes to hit the sauce...if you don't know what that means, well...good for you.
Anyway for this post I will outline a few uses for the most amazing of snack foods...The Gummi Bear.
Speaking on the previous topic I just wanna throw out a random "Conspiracy Theory" if you can call it that but rather a bit of fun. The gummi bears cartoon taught children how to be alcoholics. It's true. Think about it, a bunch of underagers drinking the magical potion made out of berries...suddenly they can't feel pain. They're bouncing all over the damned place...anyway, back to the uses of gummi bears.
First off, Bypassing fingerprint scanners. YES a gummi bear is the MacGyver tool of the future. Japanese cryptographer Tsutomu Matsumoto actually figured this out...Whoo, go Japan!
Back to it, This crazy Japanese guy went all out. He melted and molded the gummi into a finger, used fumes from superglue to expose the fingerprint on a glass, photographed it, printed it on the finger, and fooled 4 out of 5 scanners. Intense. Plus, you get caught...eat the evidence for a tasty treat. The kicker is that this problem was found out last year and not a damn thing has been done to fix it.
And another thing...Bomb.
Yes use a gummi bear in a bomb. I bet I'm setting off internet security sensors and scanners as we speak. A bomb! Potassium Chlorate, KClO3, is amazing stuff. You can find it in just about any high school chem lab and it's fun to play with. Good fact to know is this chemical was used in WWII as a plastic explosive...but not only that, it was THE MOST COMMON used. Whew! It starts as a powder but when you heat it, it becomes a liquid...thats what we like. Once it's a liquid add the gummi bear to it for a Highly volitile reaction. Yes, the sucrose in the gummi bear can blast a door open when you add some of this chemical.
Didn't I say it was the MacGyver tool of the future. So you're infiltrating a Government lab, what do you do...First you use your Gummi finger to bypass all the fingerprint scanners, then using some molten potassium chlorate you blow open a door to get to whatever they're holding. Damn...gummi bears are wonderful.
But wait...for all of you big breast lovers out there who find yourself in a world of members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee...Gummi bears are now used for breast implants!!!
.......huh?
YES! as of 2005 "gummy bear" or "high-cohesive, form-stable implants" have been on the market as the fourth generation of silicon breast implants and let me tell you it's looking good. I mean the short terms are over and now they only need a 10-20 year leak evaluation so it'll be a lil bit...But think...
Female spy, pops out her boob to bypass fingerprint security then uses her tit to detonate the entire enemy barracks steal the whatever and get out...damn it feels good to be a gangster
AK
Anyway for this post I will outline a few uses for the most amazing of snack foods...The Gummi Bear.
Speaking on the previous topic I just wanna throw out a random "Conspiracy Theory" if you can call it that but rather a bit of fun. The gummi bears cartoon taught children how to be alcoholics. It's true. Think about it, a bunch of underagers drinking the magical potion made out of berries...suddenly they can't feel pain. They're bouncing all over the damned place...anyway, back to the uses of gummi bears.
First off, Bypassing fingerprint scanners. YES a gummi bear is the MacGyver tool of the future. Japanese cryptographer Tsutomu Matsumoto actually figured this out...Whoo, go Japan!
Back to it, This crazy Japanese guy went all out. He melted and molded the gummi into a finger, used fumes from superglue to expose the fingerprint on a glass, photographed it, printed it on the finger, and fooled 4 out of 5 scanners. Intense. Plus, you get caught...eat the evidence for a tasty treat. The kicker is that this problem was found out last year and not a damn thing has been done to fix it.
And another thing...Bomb.
Yes use a gummi bear in a bomb. I bet I'm setting off internet security sensors and scanners as we speak. A bomb! Potassium Chlorate, KClO3, is amazing stuff. You can find it in just about any high school chem lab and it's fun to play with. Good fact to know is this chemical was used in WWII as a plastic explosive...but not only that, it was THE MOST COMMON used. Whew! It starts as a powder but when you heat it, it becomes a liquid...thats what we like. Once it's a liquid add the gummi bear to it for a Highly volitile reaction. Yes, the sucrose in the gummi bear can blast a door open when you add some of this chemical.
Didn't I say it was the MacGyver tool of the future. So you're infiltrating a Government lab, what do you do...First you use your Gummi finger to bypass all the fingerprint scanners, then using some molten potassium chlorate you blow open a door to get to whatever they're holding. Damn...gummi bears are wonderful.
But wait...for all of you big breast lovers out there who find yourself in a world of members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee...Gummi bears are now used for breast implants!!!
.......huh?
YES! as of 2005 "gummy bear" or "high-cohesive, form-stable implants" have been on the market as the fourth generation of silicon breast implants and let me tell you it's looking good. I mean the short terms are over and now they only need a 10-20 year leak evaluation so it'll be a lil bit...But think...
Female spy, pops out her boob to bypass fingerprint security then uses her tit to detonate the entire enemy barracks steal the whatever and get out...damn it feels good to be a gangster
AK
posted by Akiratima at 6/05/2006 10:18:00 PM
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Check out the reaction of KClO3 with phosphorus:
KClO3 + P = KCl + P4O10
it's explosive!
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