Ok, social Engineer your way through a traffic Jam.
Ok, first, you have to be stuck in traffic...like I was...second, it has to be caused by a car wreck.
This is so immoral....
Anyway, big traffic jam, just started a little bit ago...call a cop over and be like...
"My sister said my best friend was in a car wreck, could you tell me who was involved?"
"A girl named Teressa and a drunk driver"
"OH GOD TERESSA!!"
"You knew her?"
*Act hysterical*"YES SHE"S MY BEST FRIEND!!!" *breathe heavy*"IS SHE OK?!?!"
"the ambulance is about to leave"
"Can I follow the ambulance to the hospital?"
"yea, let me clear you a path" *Officer then instructs people to move and let me through the traffic jam*
Now, since I live near a hospital, this worked for me...followed the ambulance through all the lights and barely abused the other person's misfortune. Got home faster and legally. :-D
AK
This is so immoral....
Anyway, big traffic jam, just started a little bit ago...call a cop over and be like...
"My sister said my best friend was in a car wreck, could you tell me who was involved?"
"A girl named Teressa and a drunk driver"
"OH GOD TERESSA!!"
"You knew her?"
*Act hysterical*"YES SHE"S MY BEST FRIEND!!!" *breathe heavy*"IS SHE OK?!?!"
"the ambulance is about to leave"
"Can I follow the ambulance to the hospital?"
"yea, let me clear you a path" *Officer then instructs people to move and let me through the traffic jam*
Now, since I live near a hospital, this worked for me...followed the ambulance through all the lights and barely abused the other person's misfortune. Got home faster and legally. :-D
AK
posted by Akiratima at 3/17/2005 08:43:00 PM
2 Comments:
lol thats pretty funny. speaking of SE, I was watching The Simple Life 3 yesterday and realized that Paris and Nichole are pretty good social engineers. In the last episode a shopper paid for their $283 wine bill. (after the store owner wouldnt' give it to them. i think a little longer and he might have)
I'm not a Simple Life watcher so I had no clue, thanks for that bit of info, I'll have to check out a few episodes to see what's going down.
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